shitstill
when you are ready to sh-t in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won’t hear embar-ssing noises coming from you (in essence, you are “sitting still”), and then you sh-t once they leave.
roger: hey, dave! you don’t look so good.
dave: man, someboy came in when i really had to cr-p, and i had to have a sh-tstill until they left. it really hurt to have to hold it for so long!
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