shitstorm

a course of action that would appear to lead to a good outcome, but when undertaken, leads to a situation that is utterly out of control beyond human comprehension.
instead of being over in a weekend, project iraqi freedom turned out to be a sh-tstorm.
when all the sh-t hits you at once. a whole bunch of criticism, or problems all at once. when in the sh-t storm you are being sh-t hammered.
ex: “man my wife left me, a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for no insurance, and no registration, and when i came home my house had been broken into, and burned to the ground, it was a real sh-t storm.”
a gigantic cl-ster f-ck… but not in a military sense.

a huge f-ck-up of epic proportions of some sort or another and its ensuing calamity. as in, the person or normal situation you were supposed to be a part of is now so totally screwed up as to turn the entire scenario into a farce; or something that could end up in you going to either jail or losing your profession.
holy sh-t… i went into the office today, and i was fully unprepared for the ensuing sh-tstorm. this client was so f-cked up, i couldn’t believe that i was actually part of this human tragedy. i think i will give up finance and take up digging ditches.
a sh-tstorm refers not to one bad thing happening, but to many bad things happening in a short period of time. usually describes many unlucky, sad or just awful events pertinent to the person speaking.
q: how was work today?

a: sucked! it was one sh-tstorm after another!
a discussion about something totally pointless and inane that got out of hand and now consists of people fighting over nothing.
basically like a flamewar, just that the discussion itself, as well as the partic-p-nts, are so utterly stupid that it’s impossible to put into words. sh-tstorms like these always tend to be really easy to start, even when you don’t want it – just like an avalanche, one false step (or word) can be enough to set free a sh-tstorm of epic proportions. one easy example for this is the ongoing console-fanyboy war.
guy1: well, i really don’t like the ps3 so much ..
guy2: what? you dont like it? but its the best console in the world
guy3: yeah it is shut up you gay f-ggot
guy1: but i just like the 360 better, leave me alone!
guy4: what? the 360 is for f-ggots, ill kill you
guy1: but it’s just a conso…
guy5: your mom sucks d-cks
guy1: oh man, what a sh-tstorm i’ve started here..

etc. etc.
a situation where oneself or something of value to self becomes attacked by a large quant-ty of basically cr-p, which must be fended off at a high rate in order to return the system to normal.
the ddos attack against our primary server started this morning. so can imagine the sh-tstorm we’ve had to go through.
n. figuratively, a huge downpour of sh-t; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headsh-tter
dude, i f-cked up large. now i’m gonna face a gale force sh-t storm!

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