Shitsturbate
the act of reaching your hand into your r-ct-m and covering it with sh-t. then using the sh-t covered hand to m-st-rb-t-. the sh-t will act as a lubricant
joe: i c-mmed to the roof whe i finally decided to sh-tsturbate!
paul: i told you!
joe: yeah, p–p is good lube.
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