shittastic
the opposite of fanastic, where nothing is great, not the food, nor the people, or even the technology that isn’t perfect.
“you know that place down the street?”
“yea, what about it?”
“the food sucks, the service is h-ll, and the technology over there glitches every five minutes or freezes the computers.”
“sounds pretty pathetic…”
“no, it’s not pathetic, it’s sh-t-tastic…”
doing the worst #%^#$ing job ever.
britney spear’s parenting skills will be sh-ttastic
something so incredibly horrible. can also be used to describe how you feel. commonly a modification of the phrase “when the sh-t hits the fan”, replacing the “fan” in fantastic with “sh-t” making up the combination “sh-ttastic”
“that test was so sh-ttastic, i’d be lucky to get a 20%!”
“ugh, i’m so hungover i feel sh-ttastic.”
don’t let the name fool you, ‘sh-t-tastic’ actually means that something is really bad or f-cked up. it’s like being sarcastic whilst still saying something is sh-t.
hey do you like my new -n-l d-ld-?
-rolls eyes- it’s sh-t-tastic!
an adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically sh-tty. it is the sh-tty version of a fantastic situation.
your bro- “dude i just saw your girlfriend blowing your boss.”
you- “well isnt that sh-t-tastic!
most commonly used when something fantastic occurs from a sh-tty situation.
“my dad just got divorced, but at least he got rid of that hag. its sh-ttastic!! :d”
young boy-“f-ck! i dropped my icecream cone!”
pedo-“its all right kittles, have some of my skittles!”
young boy-“yay! …this is sh-ttastic”
the fantastic feeling you have after taking a sh-t.
i just took a huge dump and i feel sh-ttastic.
its like saying fan tastic.. but your swearing at the same time
i got an a+ on my rerport card. thats sh-ttastic
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