shittiness
a term of endearment when, and only when, referring to the state of colorado. the exact definition is as follows: colorado is better than any other state in the union, particularly new jersey and oregon (a.k.a sh-t hole and land of the covered wagons loaded with sh-t and sh-tty people, respectively.)
when used to describe other localities, regions or states, specifically new jersey, it emphasizes the amount of sh-t that other states and/or organizations place, throw or otherwise dump on the aforementioned location. one can also correctly use this word for comparison purposes- i.e. “this place has half the sh-ttiness ratio of new jersey,” which roughly means that the residents of such an area suck b-lls and lick choads for a living.
“colorado, second only sic to new jersey in terms of utter sh-ttiness.” -quoted from cohen’s figure 1.1 t-tled “united states of america.”
meaning: colorado f-cking rules and new jersians love to smoke pole, eat sh-t and die. there is also a subtle undertone of “oregon sucks.”
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