Shitting for the cycle
the act of defecating, smoking (preferably weed), drinking a beer, and jacking off, all in one bathroom break. even better when done at work, on the clock.
bill: “dude, you were gone for like 7 and a half minutes, what gives?”
ted: “dude chill, i was sh-tting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!”
bill: “how do you feel”
ted: “super awesome dude!!!!
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