shittist
a religion with the beliefs that all things were created from sh-t. and this thing called sh-t broke off into smaller pieces of sh-t to form galaxies and planets. sh-t was created by the supreme t-rd duda’h (the mighty doo doo t-rd)and its worshippers read from the book of duda’h about the awesome powers of the sh-t-t-rd. the book of duda’h teaches that the mighty doo doo t-rd communicated to chosen people through what is called a “hawning” where the mighty doo doo t-rd births himself into living form in a host during defecation. those people who do not believe in the powers of the mighty doo doo t-rd are anti-sh-ttists.
the sh-ttist religion is the only true religion!!!!!!!!! all praise due to the mighty doo doo t-rd.
1.) a person who sh-ts his/her pants a lot
2.) a person who makes use of fecal matter with s-x partners
3.) slang for an idiot
i heard that kid was a sh-ttist
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