shitty carwash
a sh-tty carwash is when you c-m on a someone’s face, then use your d-ck as a windshield wiper. alternatively, you can use your hand in a back and forth action. you can also add carwash sound effects as you see fit.
i gave her such a sh-tty carwash last night, she couldn’t see for 10 minutes.
omg. i think he gave me a sh-tty carwash. he came on my face then kept rubbing his hand across my face making this awful squeaking noise.
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