shitty-cocked
the state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, p-ss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.
i’ll be there later because i have to go bail jess out of jail, she was sh-tty-c-cked last night.
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