Shitty Grizzly
is when you go bear hunting and you sneak up on a sleeping bear, hop on its back while you’re naked. you then proceed to wake up the bear by sticking your rifle far up its -sshole. then while the bear is trying to get you off of it you squeeze out a quick terd and rub it all over the bear’s face and run away.
i went huntin’ this weekend man, i saw a good lookin mother bear, so i gave her a sh-tty grizzly before i killed her.
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