Shitty Pants

1. an exclamation of extreme rage

2. when your expectations are shattered by bad news

(also known as a sh-tty pants situation)
“sh-tty pants!”

“this couldn’t get any worse, what a sh-tty pants situation”
one who defecates in their own pants. forever labeled “sh-tty pants”. a label in which few are given. this label is not one that is generally liked by the wearer. because people know just from the name, there is a slight chance you may, infact sh-t your pants while in their company. and once people think this, there is no real way for anyone to feel comforatable in your presence. perhaps after time the label will loose its weight, but the half-life of this label rivals that of uranium 235.
“hey look, its sh-tty pants!”
someone who inadvertantly sh-ts their pants during a time period which it is highly uncommon for one to soil themselves.

the phrase is usually used behind the soiler’s back to make fun of them or to publicly humiliate them without thier common knowledge.
guy #1: “dude, that chick got so wasted last night, she p-ssed out and sh-t her pants”

guy #2: “no way! what a sh-ttypants!”

guy #1: “she even left little sh-ts in the matress, and she doesn’t think anybody knows she sh-t herself!”

sh-ttypants: “you guys talking about me?”

guy #2: ……..no.
you are stuck to your seat in those sh-tty pants.
a young child who has poohed their nappy.
“come on sh-tty pants, lets get you cleaned up!”
drunken derogatory slang.
you ain’t nuthin but a sh-tty pants!