Shituation
when a comedy act is so bad, he makes your food taste like he took a sh-t in it.
-watching the donald trump roast-
randy: man, what a sh-tuation.
darty: yeah man, i can’t eat this rice, it tastes like sh-t now. thanks a lot, sh-tch.
how sean connery pr-nounces the word ‘situation’.
“what’sh the sh-tuation, m?
a verry sh-tty situation
“f-ck! my boyfriend just found out that i am cheating on him!!!”
“wow, that is a big sh-tuation…”
a very bad situation
-“we got a sh-tuation here”
-“why what happend”
-“someone cloged the toilet”
the circ-mstance that arises when a baby’s p–p is so explosive that it transcends the bonds of the diaper. may be exacerbated by the flailing tyke’s tendency to “spread the news” with involuntary arm and leg motion. usually demands the attention of multiple adults.
some sh-tuations can only be properly addressed with a garden hose.
a situation that sucks. you can’t do anything about it…it’s just a sh-tty situation
-i’m sorry we can’t hang this weekend
-i know, it really is a sh-tuation!
a uncontrollable urge to have a bowel movement, usually the results from binging on alcohol and cajun and or fried foods, most likely accuring in a public place. symptoms include sweating, -n-l fire, liquid diahrea,goose b-mps, chills and complete panic.
“i gotta find a restroom now… im about to have a sh-tuation!!!!!!”
when the urge to have a bowel movement is so great that a person has no concern of where this movement takes place or who hears, usually the sh-tuation happens before their cheeks touch the toilet seat, basically the moment the cheeks feels air the sh-tuation happens. followed by a sigh of relief.
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