shitvelope


an envelope containing faeces (sh-t), the primary purpose of which is to upset its recipient. could be thought of as a harmless relation to the letter bomb. sending one most likely const-tutes mail fraud in most jurisdictions.
i sent a sh-tvelope to jack thompson because he is such a total, utter, f-cking -sshat.

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