shitwizard
(adj)someone who performs wizardry with sh-t. sh-twizardy is an act involving finesse with not white, not black, but brown magic. such as creating cr-p-golems or writing nonsensical descriptions for mundane objects.
“what do you mean you can’t collect guano!”
“its to stop the sh-twizards casting fireb-lls!”
“when life gives you cr-p, make cr-p golems.”
“someone needs to remind these sh-twizards that they make chips and not jet skis or luges!”
a drama queen of exceptional ability. able to materialize sh-t to b-tch about out of thin air.
when originally coined in a karmic supernova of recognition: my sister caused a big drama-filled sh-tstorm around our wedding that was nothing to do with my wife being sikh and more to do with my sister being an incredible sh-t wizard
1.)one who is skilled in the art of -ss magic
2.) a h-m-s-xual male
man, keep that f-cking sh-t wizard away from me. i swear he is gayest person i know.
a person who has the uncanny ability to create a sh-t storm (drama) out of nothing.
my sister is a real sh-t wizard.
a lying hipster; a bullsh-tting hipster who is talking out of his -ss to gain hipster status points.
what the f-ck is up with justin, he just keeps babbling that arcade fire are totally mainstream and so last year, like he discovered them a billion years before us… what sh-t wizard.
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