shiz


a word that kids use when they aren’t allowed to say sh-t or cr-p.

popularized by the show icarly.
you can really say it in any situation, if your happy, mad, excited, or scared.
that’s the shiz.
aww shiz!
oh shiz my moms gonna kill me.
i just shizzed my pants!
52 more definitions
another word for sh-t.
shiz, man i got grounded for a whole year.
something great or wonderful
that movie was the shiz! it was the best movie ive seen in 2 years!
verb. to simultaneously sh-t and j-zz oneself, usually in response to a situation eliciting both fear and excitement (or arousal).
the thought of f-cking his pet hedgehog was so exciting, he shizzed his pants.
a word used to replace the swearword “sh-t” in an awkward situation in which one shouldn’t swear.

aka… babysitting, christmas dinner, fancy party, cl-ssroom situations
….shiz!
a word to describe anything, where you could also use the word sh-t, but you don’t have to.
eg. hand me that shiz over there, so i can put it in the shiz.
she-j-zz aka…

>>woman j-zz.
>>slug trails
>>fish supper
>>tarter sauce
>>squirt sauce
>> v-g-n- juice
she squirted her shiz all over me clean sheets.
sweet chalk used for marking starts at the high jump pit at track meets.

also: sarah and kendra.
yo, shiz, i need some shiz to mark this. orange, if you got it.

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