Shizer Minelli


shizer minelli; the act of taking a sh-t so painstakingly gratifying, the end words from the relieving sigh of p-ssing this hideous monster through the bowels of ones colon, one can’t help but utter the phrase. “shizer minelli”.

“a t-rd that looks like and feels like a minelli”.
“as i sat on the toilet to let p-ss a t-rd, i stood up after cleaning myself to look down at my masterpiece. the monster lay to portray a portrait in the likeness of liza minelli”, therefor i gasped and exclaimed, “shizer minelli!”.

“shizer minelli that was a brutal sh-t.”

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