shizlenits
a word that takes the place of the word “sh-t”.
old way: ‘oh sh-t, i dropped my phone” said daniel
new way: ‘oh shizlenits, i dropped my cellular device’ said liam
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an altered state of mind due to consuming to much alcohol i was a bit shloozed last night.
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a meteros-xual man’s version of female capris, where the calves are invitingly advertized, and the man looks like his pants shrunk a few sizes in the wash, magicly only in length. very popular with the european male. “d-mn, he be wearing shmantz. it’s not that hot outside.” a meteros-xual man’s version of female capris, where […]
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