shiznapple
a word devised to avoid using the word “sh-t” for the purpose of talking clean. it is a subst-tute word for “sh-t”.
example 1:
(parent) you can only stay out untill 9:30 tonight.
(child) oh, come on! thats a load of shiznapple!
example 2: (a man stubs his toe and is in pain) shiznapple!
the word used when in state of being in shock
teacher: where is your essay?
student: oh shiznapples, i left it on my kitchen table!
girl: jason just asked me out!
friend:shiznapples! thats awesome
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