shizzmungler
a hapless, clumsy sh-thead; someone scatalogically uncautious and careless who ends up with exactly what karma had laying in wait for him; a human being with a paper r-ct-m who could potentially sneeze and spray a jet of mexican molé sauce against the back wall of his undershorts.
1. “dude, i’ve heard of ‘don’t trust that fart,’ but this was more like, ‘don’t trust that sneeze.’ f-cking shizzmungler left his underpants looking like kurt cobain on a sunday morning.”
2. “nothing squishes my areolas with delight more than some shizzmungler doing the cha-cha and walking into an open manhole.”
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