shizzovel
digging tool or weapon..
used by gangster gardners or criminals. possibly a law abiding citizen.
yo!! get my shizzovel, i’m p-ssed. i gotta garden.
or, i heard a noise downstairs.
maybe, “i’m gonna get you sucka!!!!!!!!!”
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