when you have cancer in your -sshole and shove a light bulb up there to rid yourself of the cancer.
yo steve is so f-ckin stupid he decided to shklerblopple himself last night.
steve is dead.
- rusty justice
happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking v–gr- or other erectile dysfunction medication. bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but rusty justice made it impossible for him to perform.
- man eyes
when you don’t really take the time to look; you do a quick scan and decide it’s not there. it’s right in front of you! take your man eyes off! what gets used when a bloke is asked to look for a misplaced item, but does not end up finding said item because it was […]
- chunder thunder
noun the deep reverberations heard from the bathroom when someone is puking their brains out after a night of drinking too much smirnoff. “is chad alright? i can hear the chunder thunder all the way to my room.” “yeah someone is taking care of him. he was trying to show off to all the railables, […]
- flocked tree
a christmas tree with white sticky stuff sprayed all over it. jimmy’s flocked tree made a mess all over the carpet!
- honda ridgeline
the biggest peace of sh-t that people will spend 40 grand on. my buddy took his honda ridgeline mudding , it was never seen again. until i pulled it out with my bronco.