to insanely jack up the cost of an item that is necessary for living or the functionality of a mechanism.
that auto parts store shkrellied the spark plugs. they’re $500.00/spark plug.
twerking while texting. the content of a twerkxt typically self commends the coordinated and dextrous feat of twerking and texting at the same time. carlos: what ya doing? amber: i am at the club twerkxting. no autocorrect over here … my thumbs and b*tt move with perfect independent grace. which is more than you ever […]
- curry stain
an urban term for that first love you can’t get rid of. your first girlfriend or boyfriend that made you the happiest. and no matter how long ago it was or how it ended or who came afterwards— you just never stop loving them. it sucks… lol. friend: “why wont you date him?” me: “i— […]
- dirty pawz
refers to having dirty hands from various reasons. (work or s*x) why da f*ck do you have dirty pawz? what? you had s*x??
- breakfast fap-jack
the act of rubbing one out as soon as you wake up in the morning. i woke up with morning wood so i had a breakfast fap-jack to get rid of it.