shlabam
you know when you’re dusting on a sunday afternoon and there’s that little bit of dust that just wont budge so you have to use a scrubbing brush?
well thats because of the little microbes that live in it. and they give out a liquid that makes it stick.
that liquid is called shlabam.
omg! there’s shlabam on my jeans!
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