Shlacks


popular term among cruiseship crew with multiple meanings:
1 drinking “bottoms up” style
2 hitting something / someone
3 getting beaten / smashed
4 finishing the job quickly
5 cutting / chopping something
6 rough s-x
7 breaking rules
8 explosion
many more related meanings
and sometimes: it just means shlack
1 got some vodka from under the counter. wanna shlack?
2 i just wanna shlack the babalu across the face!
3 the wawes were shlacking the side of the ship all nite
4 lets go guys, shlack shlack so we can go to crewbar
5 shlack – shlack – shlack need say more?
6 shlack you!
7 listen, stop shlackin around ok?
8 – – – = = = x x x s h l l a a a c k k ! ! ! x x x = = = – – –
n. a pair of pants that are made of a rubber based material that allow you to sh-t in them without anyone around you knowing.
sure we can go to taco bell, i’m wearing my shlacks.
rhymes with skelack but is totally unrelated. this is a practice where the victims -sscheeks are closed shut with plaster of paris. usually the outcome of returning a car with less gas then when you left, /q’ing during an epic raid or hitting on a guy that one of your friends is after. (see sleepover)
“oh god, vapor lock!”

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