shlanks


‘shh’ + ‘thanks’; ‘shut up’ + ‘thank you for shutting up’; used when one is made fun of by another or similar situations as a response. often used when referring to one’s grandmother.
person a: “dude you’re so dumb.”
person b: “yo shlanks dude!”

“shlanks your grandma!”
a person who is akwardly tall and skinny.
aunt: jimmy! you look like you’ve had a grow spert. how tall are you now any way?

nephew: idk like 6’4″, but i only weigh like 120lbs

aunt: wow i didnt realize shlankishness ran in the family.
when you hand someone a possibly cashed bowl of marijuana.
it’s your hit. be careful, cuz i might be shlankin ya.
a whorish girl used mainly in naples (only true pimps know about naples)
d-mn homie look at debbie what a shlank!
a whorish girl mainly used in naples (only true pimps know about naples)
d-mn n-gg-h shaniqwa is such a shlank!

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