shlard


highly caloric eating, either because of huge quant-ties of food, or because the food itself was a guilty pleasure.

this word is kinda ironic, because it’s normally said with a smile and a happy recollection of all the grubbles you tore through (i.e. even though the word sounds a little narsty, the connotation is not one of regret or remorse, but rather guilty satisfaction)
“man, i’m so frickin’ full. me and lupe just got done shlarding-out over at the mexicali rose”

or

“i need to get some exercise, dude. i was mackin down at that bbq yesterday. it was a total shlard-fest”.

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