Shlazz
verb., to shlazz, kapdawgian, from english words: to shine & to lotion. similiar in usage to the english transitive verbl to sh-llac. other forms: shlazzed, shlazzing.
1: to grease up with baby oil or petroleum jelly (vasoline) and/or make shiny any part of the body, particularly a bald head of an african-american man.
that n-gg-‘s head was so shiny, it looked like he shlazzed that shyte for hours.
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