shlong


not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a p-n-s with substantial length and girth.
holy sh-t, check out the shlong on that p-rn star!! he’s really packin’ some meat!
extremly large d-ck. one that slaps your thighs
oh my god jimmy, your shlong is so large!!
misspelling of the world “schl-ng,” or p-n-s. probably derived from the german “schlange” for snake, which, pr-nounced in german, must have sounded like “schl-ng” to native english speakers.
wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schl-ng. i don’t know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
a looooooooong d-ck that is used to scare off girls, mainly virgins
virgin girl:”that guy has a shlong, run!”
a large w-ng, p-n-s, knocker, rocket, rod, c-ck, d-ck, p-ck-r, tally wacker, male gozonga,
hey b-tch want to suck my shlong ho!
slang term 4 large p-n-s
johnny slapped me in the face with his humungous shlong!
the male genitillia that is large in both length and girth!
not jokin but did u see jason before in the showers! he had a c-nt of a shlong!

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