Shloot


a word with a wide and broad definition. phonetically speaking, the word it self sounds offensive (see: “sl-t”), when in fact it is not offensive at all. it may be used as a replacement for any word that has a vague likeness to it’s pr-nunciation (see ex. 1). or, it may be used as a curse word (see ex. 2).
example 1:

a) “could you please shloot the door?”
b) “yes, but of course”

example 2:

a) “shloot! i just stubbed my toe!!”
b) “that must have shlooting hurt, eh?”
a cross mix between shoot and sh-t created for the young ones to keep them from getting a flogging.
shloot! i just got stabbed in my head and i’m bleeding internally!

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