shlotz
a male reproductive organ, but a particularly sloppy one. derived from shlotsky’s deli, a place where you may find cut meats of various sizes. a shlotz is a all meat and no manners, you may find that a shlotz that b-mps into things and spills sh-t on people. can also refer to a person guided entirely by their sloppy shlotz, or a person of equal intelligence to a piece of deli meat.
you just whacked me with your shlotz.
get your shlotz out of my face, it smells like dead cow.
dude, you are such a shlotz.
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