shm00b


person who chronically calls other people “n00b.”

alternate spellings: 5hm00b, shmoob, shmewb, shm00bie
(while playing rock band)
shmoob: you caused us to fail while playing b-ss on “easy” n00b?
n00b: whatever, shm00b.

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