shmacked


becoming drunk to the point that you perform the shmoney dance
dude, i was so shmacked last night at the party. i lost it when hot n-gg- came on.
to become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what’s going on, or correctly pr-nounce any word.
dude, i was so shmacked from playing loko pong that i f-cked a cow.
to be extremely drunk or high, but at the same time, enjoyable.

also used as a verb to “shmack”, or as an adverb as in “shmacking.”
“this video shows others in their words, getting “shmacked””

“i’m obviously shmacked as h-ll right now”
“walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later”
“to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling t-shirts.”
dumb way of saying smacked. just means that youre really really high off some good marijuana.
i was so shmacked last night.
to be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function.
“man i was so shmacked last night i couldn’t even say george washington.”

“i’m shmacked!”

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