shmaffle
a greeting between two people. the initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).
hey buddy how’s it…shmaffle…going.
any substance spilt on clothing
“jerry, you’ve got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there.”
“i was eating a meat pie.. next thing i notice is shmaffle all over my jeans.”
“dude, you’ve shmaffled the h-ll outta that shirt.”
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