shmagma
1.the filth that gathers in the foreskin of filthy uncirc-msized people.
2. the gooey cr-p that gathers in the corner of your eye, in the middle of the night.
tyler had been visited by the shmagma fairy in the middle of the night and he had shmagma all over his face. ( the shmagma fairy being a filthy uncirc-msized 300 pound man named bubba).
the normal excess that sometimes collects under the foreskin of a male’s intact p-n-s
“a little shmagma is no big deal- just wash it away in the shower, like anything else.”
large chunk of ice, consisting of dirt, road grime and magchloride that forms in the wheel well of a car or truck.
i just spent 1/2 hour cleaning up melted shmagmas in my garage.
goo caused by excess skin of an uncirc-msized p-n-s.
sam got his shmagma all over ahsley’s face when she went down on him
a cottage cheese like substance found on horse c-ck.
all my life i thought my grandma was feeding me cottage cheese but it turned out to be shmagma
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