shmammered
to be beyond simple intoxication. loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. can easily lead to vomiting.
dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn’t know your own name and puked all over the place
a cross between being sh-t faced and hammered.
dude i was so shmammered last night i p-ssed out in my driveway.
to become incredibly intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol; a combination of smashed and hammered
those 15 shots of vodka got me completely shmammered last night.
a new level of drunkeness. to not give a f-ck about the excruciating pain you will feel the next morning to due an enormous hangover. don’t expect to remember anything after gettin shmammered.
hey lets go to st cloud and get shmammered!
lemme git that ronny d im gettin shmammered tonight!
dude i thought you were hammered but d-mn your lookin pretty shmammered
when you get so drunk your sh-tfaced and hammered, meaning that you my friend are shmammered.
i woke the up next to a fat chick, thats when i realized i got shmammered last night.
the act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=shmammered
tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.
the mix of being completely sh-t-faced and hammered in the same moment.
i was so shmammered last night everyone around me was fubar so i could not recognize anyone. shmammered
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