shmedium

1. an irregular size between small and medium.

2. a adjective referring to clothes that are too small.
what size is that, a shmedium?!
an extremely tight, emo or hipster t-shirt. it is irrelevant what size, but mediums and smalls are more likely
im so emo my shmediums are makin it hard to breath
–noun
1. any size medium shirt (especially a t shirt) worn by a man whose body-size would usually require a size large shirt for comfort, worn for the accentuating affect it gives to musculature of the torso and arms; the resulting effect is similar to that of a medium-sized person wearing a size small shirt.

2. a nickname for a man wearing such a shirt
jeremy – “rob, come on up here!”
rob – “what size shirt you got on?”
jeremy – “f-ck you.”
rob – “the price you pay when you rock a shmedium in this place.”
-season 3 episode 8 of ‘rob dyrdek’s fantasy factory’
1. the cross between small and medium
2. usually in reference to p-n-s size
1. can i get a shmedium subway sandwich
2. no its not that big its only shmedium
it is the size in between small and medium commonly used to describe the male anatomy.
“the girls eyes lit up when i whipped out my shmedium”. or the abrevited version. ” i have an angry little shmede.”