shmeet shmack
a shmeet shmack is a an action, preferably during intercourse, that involves the unzipping of the pants and revealing of p-n-s, otherwise known as shmeet. the shmeet is then shoved into the woman’s v-g-n-, in close representation to how a fat american lady shoves a triple whopper down her repulsive turkey neck. the sounds of the loud queefs make a smacking sound that is echoed throughout the vicinity. this is known as a shmeet shmack.
that girl laura, i was shmeet shmacking the f-ck out of her p-ssy last night.
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