Shmeggles


when you’re really ridiculously amazing at answering questions. it’s the epitome of knowledge and intelligence. you’re not anybody unless you’re a shmeggles
rita- “my friend is so smart!”
thomas- “what’s her name?”
rita- “shmeggles, duh”
thomas- “d-mn, i should have known”

alicia- “all i want from life is to be shmeggles”
the act of having -n-l s-x with one’s mom and becoming your step dad in one swift motion.
person 1: yo alec wants to shmeggle into my family
person 2: d-mn bro that sucks

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