Shmirer


-a person whom gets half a handjob, stops the female contricting on him because he does not want his “own” on him becuase he dares not walk around soaked like a super soaker.

– may also define a person of a p-ssyish nature.
senior and director:

se-n-ld mcdonald
” shmirer “

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