shmohawk
a horrible driver. some -sshole who pulls a d-ck move when driving ie: ” that f-cking shmohawk just cut me off.” you f-cking shmohawk.
as desribed in season 6 of curb your enthusiasm by larry david and larry’s father. i think it might be jewish or hebrew or something. rent that sh-t, its f-cking funny. a shmohawk does not know how to drive.
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yinglish: a cover word for “shmuck.”
that maude is a real shmohawk.
describes an erratic and often dangerous driver
“did that effing shmohawk just cut me off?!!”
when a person makes an absolutely outlandish decision, and after some time, that decision comes back to haunt them even more.
marian hossa turned down a 7 year $48 million dollar contract from the penguins to play for the red wings last fall, and instead signed a 1-year $7.8 million dollar contract with the red wings in order to have a better chance at winning the stanley cup. last week, the penguins beat the red wings in the finals and the shmohawk got to watch his teammates celebrate without him.
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