shmoogy
a small, cuddly person, typically very loveable and nice-smelling. they are no larger than 5’4 and have very cute smiles. they serve as major support both emotional and physical making them even greater than puppies. can also be used as an adjective(1) and superlative(2).
my girlfiend is my shmoogy.
you’re so shmoogy.
you’re the shmoogiest.
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