Shmoojee


shmoojee, pr-nounced (sh-moo-jeeeee)is a term that can replace a variety of words, such as: “s-x” “coitus” “f-ck” “intercourse” and any other variation of these.

shmoojee’d – to have had s-x with an object, person, or place (if you’re that talented)
shmoojo (non-existent word, don’t use it. don’t be that guy)
“hey bro, see that girl over there?”
“yeah bro”
“would you shmoojee her?”
“oath!”
– shmoojee

“i totally shmoojee’d that fire hydrant the other night man”
– shmoojee’d

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