shmouse; shmousie


a small or short mouse-like animal.

someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.

can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.
1) i love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.

2) that shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, ’cause i’ll just laugh in his face.

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