shnap
a short nap. often the act of physically laying down without falling asleep.
hey sabrina, wanna take a shnap? i’m awful tired but i still want to go out on the town for a spell.
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the act of taking a sh-t and napping at the same time. usually done in office work settings, the shnap allows one to nap at work without getting h-ssled by the boss.
i was mad drunk last night, so i had to take an hour shnap in the handicap stall(ahh shnap).
when one takes a nap while sitting on the toilet. the shnap generally occurs at the work place and is the result of over eating, a bad hangover, boredom or a combination of the three. in order for one to take a shnap, he/she does not need to actually take a sh-t. the purpose of the shnap is that toilet may be the only place an employee can nap during the day.
i was so hungover on friday that i went and took a shnap around lunch time. when i woke up 15min later i tried to stand up, but my legs were completely asleep, so i sat down and took another shnap.
when one falls asleep on the toilet for a short period of time, often while taking a sh-t.
phil was found on the toilet in the morning, as excessive drinking often causes him to take a shnap.
the act of a person having a sh-t prior to going for a nap. this is usually done after a night of heavy binge drinking or a morning of strenuous activities.
leigh felt that going for a “shnap” before going to her parent in laws house was completely necessary, not only will she be refreshed but would also feel no urges to go for number 2 time whilst there. one may consider this as a tactical “shnap”
to take a brief nap while taking a long sh-t, usually because one is so dehydrated while simultaneously very tired.
jay took a nice shnap at the kroeger since he refused to use even the vip port-o-sans on the last day of summer camp
a shnap is when you tell everyone you are going to take a sh-t and instead you take a nap on the toilet.
oh man this lecture is long, im gonna go take a shnap
the act of napping while showering.
today has been such a tiring day, i’m going to go take a nice long shnap!
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