shock cock
a condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial s-xual juncture. otherwise known as not being able to get it up.
brian was hoping to get it on with alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock c-ck.
surprise s-xual encounter – male partner didn’t know it was coming.
after buying her dinner last night, dawn gave lee a shock c-ck.
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