Shock Jockey
s-x position in which the woman is riding the guy, hence jockey, and when the guy is about to c-m, the woman tazed him. the electrical current caused by the tazer should then cause the load to shoot back up through the penal c-n-l, body cavity, esophagus, and out of the guy’s mouth in to his receiving partner’s mouth; down her esophagus, through her body cavity, and out of her v-g-n-l c-n-l back out onto the head of the guy’s p-n-s.
bro 1- my girl totally tazed me in the taint and gave us a shock jockey!
bro 2- ah sh-t did it tingle?
the name for a s-xual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males t-st-cl-s and proceeds to ride his p-n-s so that they both can feel the electricity.
“dude alice and i did the shock jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!”
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