shock mouth
a “disease” that individuals get, both males and females, as a result of sucking too much d-ck. many refer to this as tonsillitis, and has those type of symptoms to include swelling and soreness of the throat and tonsils.
a: whats wrong with kara?
k: she woke up with a sore throat this a.m., she thinks its tonsillitus.
a: what did she do last night? smoke too many ciggarettes?
k: i don’t know. but i do know that she had gave nick a bl-w j-b. its like the 3rd straight night!!!
a: thats not tonsillitis, thats a case of shock mouth!
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