shock the monkey
as a s-x position, the man performs the “shocker” on his partner as she is held upside-down and performing f-ll-t–. she then resembles a monkey clinging to a tree eating a banana.
despite her fear of being dropped, she was more than happy to let him shock the monkey.
when a redneck pees on a spark plug
hey billy bob d’you hear bout billy joe. he done shock the monkey an nearly kill’d he’self
verb, when a person (usually a law enforcement officer) uses an electronic form of non lethal force (usually a tazer) on an african american, to subdue him or her during an arrest.
that n-gg-r must have been high on crack; he kept fighting off the cops, so they had no choice but to shock the monkey!
to milk the prostate, utilizing a finger inserted into the r-ct-m and the prostate physically manipulated to produce a more intense than normal -j-c-l-t–n
he let his girlfriend shock the monkey last night. what a mess!
when a vibrator short circuits in an extremely hairy v-g-n-, thus literally shocking the monkey. this is actually the inspiration behind the song shock the monkey as peter gabriel is an avid fan of this move.
matt: yo how was you’re date with that chick?
johnny: you know we were just makin out and sh-t then she asked me to go into the shower and shock the monkey, my bathroom still smells like burnt hair
(verb)
the same as shake the monkey but much much harder
seriously girl, you really gotta shock the monkey before it drags you back to the german jungle.
to have s-x with an extremely ugly girl.
speaker 1: i can’t believe nico is hanging with that girl, she’s gross.
speaker 2: haha, he’s gonna shock the monkey.
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