shocka wocka


slang for a cool event, such as a stuck fart leaving the b-tt or a tax refund check arriving. also just used randomly to har-ss co-workers!!!!
“pfffftt…ahhhh dat’s da shocka wocka!!” or “i got my money back finallly!!! shocka-wocka!!!” also defined as a person that’s da sh@t, usually wispered to another…”it’s da shocka wocka” or just blurb it out when others are deep in thought !!!!!

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