shoe bitch
male submissive who gets s-xual pleasure from serving women’s feet and shoes. being a shoe b-tch implies that some woman tacitly or actively goes along with this. which means that there are probably more would-be shoe b-tches than actual practising ones. favourite shoes are usually fetishy – heels and patent leather etc., but real shoe b-tches get off equally on converse trainers or skate shoes.
hannah: are you my shoe b-tch, sweetie?
rob (looking up from kissing hannah’s converse): i love serving your feet and your shoes, darling lady hannah.
compulsive shoe purchases with the inability to stop, or control. a shoe fetish, or addiction to buying shoes.
dude is a “shoe b-tch”! he buys them all whether needed or not.
there are three:
1: someone who works at foot locker.
2: that -sshole at shoe stores who uses that machine to find your size even when you already know it.
3: when you are bowling with a group of friends and you select one person to go and get everyones bowling shoes.
1: floyd: dude, keith got a job at foot locker.
jose: oh now he’s a shoe b-tch.
2: bob: the other day, i was at nike and this shoe b-tch tried to tell me my size even though i already know it.
3: keith: ok all we need now is a shoe b-tch to get our shoes. go do it bob, your our shoe b-tch today.
a girl that is a b-tch and has alot of shoes
man that b-tch is such a shoeb-tch
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